he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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