Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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