if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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