Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
