Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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