i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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