Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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