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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

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wasnt he a virgin

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yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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(310): View more from California

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.

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Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.

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