U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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