Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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