Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
