So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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