You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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