who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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