That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
...so i touched it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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