Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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