We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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