Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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