Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The struggles of a small town man whore
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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