just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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