i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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