I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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