it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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