yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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