I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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