So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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