Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
should my penis look like a turkey
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Can I color on your dick again?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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