We won't sleep together?
this beer tastes like vomit already
We need to rekindle our bromance
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
