I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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