Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize