Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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