you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He kissed a someone with a penis
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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