she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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