How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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