I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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