Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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