i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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