is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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