The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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