I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
