some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
When are your genitals available?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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