At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
