Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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