if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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