Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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