It's Friday. Sex?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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