if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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