On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I need to calm my uterus...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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