Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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