My boss' voice literally gives me gas
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize