lets start a swedish sibling band together
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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