he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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