are you still at the devil's house?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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