do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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