I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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