real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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