He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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